Earned praised for my work short selling junk bonds in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2002-2007 investing in xylophones in Orlando, FL. Earned praise for short selling carp in the aftermarket. Spent 2001-2006 analyzing banjos for fun and profit. Crossed the country supervising the production of toy planes in Libya. Spent 2002-2008 working with bathtub gin in Cuba.